The Best Raw Material

The Best Raw Material

Notapor Adolfo » Lun Dic 12, 2011 1:01 pm

The Best Raw Material

The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?"

Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette." The teacher nodded, and then she called on little Susie.

Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher smiled, and then she called on Little Johnny.

Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicone." The teacher said, "Silicone? Why silicone, Little Johnny?" "Because my mom has two bags of the stuff and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"

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Vocabulary

all (ol) - todos
bag (bag) - bolso
best (best) - mejor
car (car) - coche
children (chíldren) - niños
class (klas) - clase
could (kud) - podría
front (front) - frente
gold (góuld) - oro
hand (jand) - mano
house (jáus) - casa
little Johny (lítl dchóni) - Juancito, Jaimito
mom (mám) - mamá
money (máni) - dinero
more (móor) - más
outside (aútsáid) - fuera
platinum (platínom) - platino
raw material (ró matírial) - materia prima
science (sáiens) - ciencia
should (shúd) - si
silicone (sílikoun) - silicona
sports (sports) - deportes
stuff (stáf) - materia, cosa
teacher (tíicher) - profesor
why (uái) - por qué
world (uérld) - mundo


to call (kol) - llamar
to nod (nod) - asentir
to raise (réis) - levantar
to smile (smáil) - sonreir
to want (uánt) - querer
to be worth - valer
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Re: The Best Raw Material

Notapor spicodelico » Mar Dic 18, 2012 11:14 pm

good job
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Re: The Best Raw Material

Notapor Rofar » Lun Dic 31, 2012 8:00 am

:D
Funny, thanks for the joke and for the vocabukary
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Re: The Best Raw Material

Notapor nawaz » Sab Nov 15, 2014 11:59 am

Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat for a lady.
- Well, you did the right thing, dear.
- But Mum, I was sitting on Daddy's lap! :D





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