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Two little boys in a hospital

Notapor Adolfo » Mar Nov 08, 2011 1:56 pm

Two little boys are in a hospital and are lying next to each other. The first boy leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second replies, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous".

The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of jello and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!"

The second boy then asks, "What are you in here for?"

The first boy replies, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision".

The second says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born.
I couldn't walk for a year!!!"

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Vocabulario:

cake (kéik) - pastel
circumcision (serkomsíshon) - circuncisión
first (férst) - primero
ice cream (áis kríim) - helado
jello (dchélou) - gelatina
lying (láing) - acostado
nervous (nérvos) - nervioso
nothing (názing) - nada
once (uáns) - una vez
piece (píis) - pedazo
second (sékond) - segundo
tonsils (tónsils) - amígdalas
whoa (juúa) - epa!
year (íar) - año
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Re: Two little boys in a hospital

Notapor Rofar » Sab Ene 19, 2013 6:51 am

Adolfo escribió:It's a piece of cake!"



Hello, I think this is not the firts time I 've seen this idiom; wel I think that this sentence is an idiom, isn't it?
May be the meaning is " it's so easy".

Am I right?

Thanks

Ah ! the joke is very good, I had wy while of fun tahnks another time :D
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Re: Two little boys in a hospital

Notapor kevin2212 » Lun Mar 24, 2014 9:09 pm

jajajajaja very funny
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Re: Two little boys in a hospital

Notapor tigretirado » Sab May 24, 2014 10:43 pm

Thank you, it's a nice joke. :P
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Re: Two little boys in a hospital

Notapor Culturapolis » Mié Nov 12, 2014 11:46 am

:lol: It's a very funny joke!
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Re: Two little boys in a hospital

Notapor Culturapolis » Mié Nov 12, 2014 11:49 am

Thanks a lot. This joke is great! :lol:
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Re: Two little boys in a hospital

Notapor nawaz » Sab Nov 15, 2014 12:01 pm

The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?"

Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette." The teacher nodded, and then she called on little Susie.
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Hello, could put more jokes but with grace because they do not understand. Thank you :)
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