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An Order of Spaghetti

An Order of Spaghetti

Notapor Adolfo » Mié Nov 09, 2011 3:01 pm

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

“But how will I let you know the baby is born?” she asked. He replied, “Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.”

Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, “Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.”

The doctor said, “Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you”. Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read, “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without”.


affair (aféer) - aventura amorosa
afterward (áfter ward) - después
attack (aták) - ataque
baby (béibi) - bebé
card (card) - tarjeta
cardiac arrest (cárdiac arrést) - paro cardíaco
dear (díar) - querido/a
doctor (dóctor) - doctor
ER (i ár) - sala de emergencias
Europe (iúrop) - Europa
evening (ívining) - noche
expenses (expénses) - gastos
floor (flóor) - suelo
heart attack (jart aták) - ataque al corazón
Italy (ítali) - Italia
later (léiter) - más tarde
lead (líid) - principal
mail (méil) - correo
means (míins) - medios
meatballs (míitbols) - albóndigas
medic (médic) - médico
money (máni) - dinero
months (mónzs) - meses
nurse (néers) - enfermera
office (ófis) - oficina
order (órder) - orden, pedido
paramedics (paramédics) - paramédicos
postcard (póustcard) - tarjeta postal
pregnant (prégnant) - embarazada
sausage (sósidch) - salchicha
shortly (shórtli) - poco tiempo
spaghetti (spaguéti) - espagueti
strange (stréindch) - extraño
sum (sam) - suma
trauma (tróoma) - trauma
wife (uáif) - esposa
without (uidáut) - sin
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Re: An Order of Spaghetti

Notapor Rofar » Vie Ene 18, 2013 6:04 am

So good; I liked it a lot. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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