Chistes en inglés

Married for twenty years

Married for twenty years

Notapor Tekit92 » Jue Nov 17, 2011 9:33 pm

les dejo un chiste en inglés 8-) ... más chistes pronto... :lol:

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him
sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He
appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he
wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were
dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive.
"Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember
when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my
face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".

"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"


robe ----- bata
downstairs ---- planta baja, piso de abajo
kitchen ---- cocina
table ---- mesa
cup ---- taza
tear ----- lagrima
sip ---- sorbo verbo. sorber
coffee ----- café
dear ---- cariño, querido
solemnly ----seriamente, con seriedad, solemnemente
remember ---- recordar
caring ----- bondadoso, afectuoso, cuidadoso
seat ---- asiento
chair ---- silla
shotgun ---- escopeta
cheek ----- mejilla
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