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Three short jokes

Three short jokes

Notapor Tekit92 » Jue Nov 17, 2011 9:47 pm

aquí más chistes para aprender inglés....


first joke

Teacher: If I had nine apples in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands!

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second joke

- Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat for a lady.
- Well, you did the right thing, dear.
- But Mum, I was sitting on Daddy's lap!

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third joke

Teacher: You have ten dollars in your pocket. If you lose four, then what do you have in your pocket?
Student: A hole!


espero que les haya gustado y reído mucho :lol:
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Re: Three short jokes

Notapor Almarelys » Mar Sep 18, 2012 3:02 am

:lol:
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Re: Three short jokes

Notapor Cynthia TIta » Mié Oct 10, 2012 4:10 pm

Tekit92 escribió:aquí más chistes para aprender inglés....


first joke

Teacher: If I had nine apples in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands!

------

second joke

- Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat for a lady.
- Well, you did the right thing, dear.
- But Mum, I was sitting on Daddy's lap!

------

third joke

Teacher: You have ten dollars in your pocket. If you lose four, then what do you have in your pocket?
Student: A hole!


espero que les haya gustado y reído mucho :lol:
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Re: Three short jokes

Notapor Rofar » Mié Ene 16, 2013 11:25 am

Lot of fun and.... very easy :D :D :D
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