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Religious Mothers

Religious Mothers

Notapor Adolfo » Lun Nov 21, 2011 2:45 pm

Four Catholic mothers are having coffee together discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'".

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'".

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, tall, hardbodied, muscular, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, 'My God...'"

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Vocabulary
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bishop (bíshop) - obispo
cardinal (kárdinal) - cardinal
Catholic (cázolik) - Católico
children (chíldren) - hijos
coffee (kófi) - café
everyone (évri-uán) - cada uno
Father (fáder) - Padre
first (férst) - primero
fourth (fórz) - cuarto
friends (frénds) - amigos
God (god) - Dios
gorgeous (górdchos) - magnífico
hardbodied (járdbódid) - de cuerpo fuerte
male (méil) - macho, varón
mother (máder) - madre
muscular (máskiular) - muscular
priest (príist) - sacerdote
religious (rilídchos) - religioso
room (rum) - cuarto
second (sékond) - segundo
silence (sáilens) - silencio
smugly (smágli) - con suficiencia
son (san) - hijo
stripper (stríper) - stripper
subtle (sátl) - sutil
tall (tol) - alto
third (zérd) - tercero
together (tchuguéder) - juntos
whenever (uenéver) - siempre que
woman (wúman) - mujer
women (wímen) - mujeres
Your Eminence (éminens) - Vuestra Eminencia
Your Grace (gréis) - Vuestra Gracia

to put down - humillar
to chirp (chérp) - piar, gorjear
to discuss (diskás) - hablar, discutir responder
to sip (sip) - sorber
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